The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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