why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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