guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
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