Don't make out with my wife yet
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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