Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Come see our sink grown plant.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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