I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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