Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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