if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If I die, sorry about rent.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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