I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have fence marks all over my body
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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