just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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