Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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