just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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