How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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