i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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