I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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