I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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