she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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