Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
i need some magic done to my vagina
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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