Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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