so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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