Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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