apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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