This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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