We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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