Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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