he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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