Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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