Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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