i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
This is my gift to your gina
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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