I've blown a few things in my day
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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