I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i just had sex bonerless
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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