just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
