I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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