yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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