We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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