Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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