Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
