Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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