My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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