dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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