Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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