I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Never underestimate the power of titties
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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