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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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