I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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