if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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