Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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