This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I can text with my tongue
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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