I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
