dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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