even my farts smell like vagina
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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