i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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