I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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