We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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