May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We just shotgunned beers for America
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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