She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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