dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
