I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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