ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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