I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't think brook has ever known best
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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