we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You dont lie about slip and slides
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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