Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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