I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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