Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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